Does anyone know what is wrong with me?

ok its so simple idk how you couldnt figure this out because you were bitten by a radioactive spider and you turned into spiderman or u just have testicular cancer but its deffianatly the spidy senses flowing threw you which answers the anxiety and burst of energy! your lucky!!!

What would be the better pokemon team out of this selection?

What version? Currently, I think a Snorlax is a good choice because its high in health and special defense (what your team lacks). Also, being a normal type, it isn't effected by ghost type moves that Hypno is weak against. Of course Pidgeotto is also Normal type, Snorlax is much more powerful and defensive.

Im looking for pokemon trade/battle right now?

For Darkrai and Arceus you'll need shiny ev'd pokemon. unless you want a fake one, then someone will take the best deal they can get.

Capita Stairmaster or Technine L.M Pro?

I'm on the market for a new snowboard and i was wondering which of these two were better? More for park riding like hitting rails and jumps. nothing major just handrails, boxes, 25 footers. I don't want one that's too stiff or too easy going. If neither of these are good throw out some more suggestions thanks. And if possible can you name a good set of bindings that'll go with these boards.

Which one of these shampoos and conditioners....?

i havn't tried any of them but they are all likely to have chemicals and not be natural.. if you want a natural shampoo that cleanses the hair you could try the body shop rainforest range. It contains no parabens, silicones or sulphates.

My Kadabra won't learn new spells. Pokemon Soul Silver?

Abra normally evolves at level 16, and Kadabra learns confusion at level 16. You will have to go back and catch an Abra at level 15 or below.

Is this a good workout routine?

You've prolly heard this a lot but anyway give yourself at least a days rest. but the routine looks good.