Has anybody ever heard of carol shelby? And if so what would you say about...?

what would you say if i told you you could buy a minivan and it would have a factory turbo in it? what would you say if i told you they came with a factory 5 spd manual tranny? what would you say if i pulled up beside you at the next light(while you pulled up beside me on my left to pass). Then I blow you away with my 200 plus hp minivan with stick shift? would you be looking over at me with your girlfriend riding shotgun or would you be too embarassed cause I just stole your chick? lol !